mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
(via youresuchaprettyface)
I don’t know if you guys are aware, but apparently there are multiple power outages in Austin (https://my.austinenergy.com/outages/), so that’s probably the reason there isn’t a new minecraft let’s play today
I typed in RT’s address and yup, the power’s out at the office. I’d link but the map won’t let me do that.
Interesting. I wonder if Gav and Geoff are re-editing it at home because it’s clearly not accessible at the office.
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
(via ffrankiero)
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
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