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atherys:

cynessie:

WHY DO PEOPLE FREAK OUT WHEN I RUN IN ASSASSIN’S CREED I DON’T UNDERSTAND SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO RUN MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW WHY I RUN

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

kawaii-yaois:

i am groot

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

to the people who still follow me and maybe care about me, I got a job! it’s at my boyfriends old job in a warehouse. went in for an interview on Monday and started working on Tuesday. it’s Monday thru Saturday, and it’s not that bad. but I’m earning money now and hopefully soon my bf and I can move in together :) life is good

for anyone who cares about my life and will read this:
I just had some kratom. 3 grams. I took 4 shots of Smirnoff vodka already so I’m mixing a little but I feel really awesome. I’m at a friends house and there’s a bunch of people here i don’t know but I’m about to go swimming and I feel really good. will check back later maybe if anyone cares to read this

robin williams is dead
what

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

alright panic was fucking amazing. and brendon took his shirt off 👍 it was an awesome experience and I’m so glad I could be there with my best friend

I’m seeing Panic! in Philly tomorrow and I’m so fucking happy. I’ve wanted to see them for 9 years and it’s finally happening. I’m going with my boyfriend/best friend/soulmate and it’s going to be fucking amazing I’m so excited ☺️☺️☺️☺️

#tomorrow #panicatthedisco 👍😊💖🎶

#dinner #ramen

3 days til #panicatthedisco with @buggass